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Join date: May 22, 2022

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Grew up poor in a screwed up family, served honorably in the beloved Marine corps, worked my way through college to become an engineer spending 7 years to get a 4 year degree and another 17 paying off the loans. I never get my trash to the curb in time. I travel internationally as a gas and steam turbine and generator engineer which after 21 years I'm still not good at my job. but it's the best job I've had since armed robbery. I live by the mantra, "It's always darkest before the dawn, and that's the best time to steal your neighbor's paper". My projects include a Cobra Kit Car, 28 Model A with a 264 Nailhead, '34 Ford I'm dropping a 401 Nailhead, and my wife's '36 Buick Series 40. All four of them are on jacks because I'm lazy. Oh and I love cats. HA! That's a lie, I love dogs because they eat cats. In my spare time of not working on my cars. I'm a tenacious investigative reporter and I wrote a book on natural phenomenon and paranormal anomalies like if 7-11 is open 24 hours, why do they have locks on the doors? Like the moon landing which my grandfather helped fake with painted foam and confetti, I assisted Elon Musk with making a digital video of his rocket taking off and landing. I can say that because I now work for Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos doing the same. The truth is out there!

"Big" ED

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